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sadisticwarfare) wrote2014-09-02 06:13 pm
sadisticwarfare) wrote2014-09-02 06:13 pm
♕ TWENTIETH COMMAND | VIDEO
This is getting ridiculous.
[Well that certainly sounds like Archer, though he's not on screen. The background appears to be a very boring room in what looks like a hotel, with a window showing that it is indeed still raining dogs. Apparently it was fine while it was raining cats, but Archer has finally lost his suspension of disbelief at the dogs.]
Does anyone have any idea why this is happening? I was willing to write the sharks off as a freak storm, but this? It's been two days of this now. How long is it going to rain animals?
[The camera turns then to focus on two Espurrs sitting on the hotel bed. They look as traumatized as any normal Espurr, but they're sitting upright and clutching each other's paws for dear life.]
I have another question. Has anyone ever had a Pokémon that has simply refused to do anything without being accompanied by a partner?
[Archer moves into the shot, proving that he's not actually filming this. He reaches out and scoops up the Espurr on the left, pulling it away from the second one. Immediately both the cats start wailing. It's very loud and the both of them immediately attempt to reunite, the one on the bed clawing at Archer's uniform and the one in his arms squirming frantically. Archer sighs and drops the cat on the bed and the two quickly join hands again and go silent, staring up at Archer like he's committed the worst sin possible.]
I can't get them to do anything. I didn't even want two, but when I caught the first one the second one wouldn't stop following me and crying.
[He sounds annoyed, but it was really just kind of depressing.]
I've never had two Pokémon this dependent on each other. Has anyone else had experience dealing with something like this?
[Well that certainly sounds like Archer, though he's not on screen. The background appears to be a very boring room in what looks like a hotel, with a window showing that it is indeed still raining dogs. Apparently it was fine while it was raining cats, but Archer has finally lost his suspension of disbelief at the dogs.]
Does anyone have any idea why this is happening? I was willing to write the sharks off as a freak storm, but this? It's been two days of this now. How long is it going to rain animals?
[The camera turns then to focus on two Espurrs sitting on the hotel bed. They look as traumatized as any normal Espurr, but they're sitting upright and clutching each other's paws for dear life.]
I have another question. Has anyone ever had a Pokémon that has simply refused to do anything without being accompanied by a partner?
[Archer moves into the shot, proving that he's not actually filming this. He reaches out and scoops up the Espurr on the left, pulling it away from the second one. Immediately both the cats start wailing. It's very loud and the both of them immediately attempt to reunite, the one on the bed clawing at Archer's uniform and the one in his arms squirming frantically. Archer sighs and drops the cat on the bed and the two quickly join hands again and go silent, staring up at Archer like he's committed the worst sin possible.]
I can't get them to do anything. I didn't even want two, but when I caught the first one the second one wouldn't stop following me and crying.
[He sounds annoyed, but it was really just kind of depressing.]
I've never had two Pokémon this dependent on each other. Has anyone else had experience dealing with something like this?
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[#priorities]
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[#priorities]
One of these dogs landed right on my back. I'll be sore for a week.
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[And even then he'll probably just get his Alakazam to teleport him to wherever he needs to go.]
Hopefully this will stop soon.
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[She hated having to stay inside, but there really was no other choice.
Meanwhile, the Furfrou at her feet nudged at her hand, earning a few begrudging headpats.]
I have to figure out what to do with this pokemon.
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[Unlike the cats, unfortunately. If only the cat Pokémon were actually good...]
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[Yeah... her back aches at the thought of it. The dog pokemon looked pretty pleased for herself, smugly so.]
And, now it's just following me. It's weird...
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[Didn't mean it made her any happier.
....More headpats for the dog. It seemed to like those. At least it wasn't breathing fire or anything yet.]
I should find someone that will take her.
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[There had to be some normal animals around here, right?]
They look like normal dogs.
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[Fantastic. She'd never see a normal animal for as long as she lived here.]
I hope... they don't breath fire or something.
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[Then again, you can't always tell what type a Pokémon is based on its appearance...]
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For a dog.
...She'd never get used to this place.]
I'll... I guess I'll see if they can do that.
[What's the worst that can happen?]
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I'll try my best.