TRUSTFELL INVENTORY

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KEEPING ★ Drawing: A drawing of a cute monster done by Aligula. Why is Archer keeping this? ★ Amestrian Military Uniform: A replacement uniform in the same bright blue! Only the truly loyal won't complain about the buttskirt. ★ Tea Set: A dainty tea set perfect for serving yourself tea in your office. (From Kimblee.) ★ Paperwork: Look at this huge stack of boring paperwork! Does anyone here actually want this? ★ Kimblee's Pocketwatch: A memento of a deceased friend. Retrieved from Kimblee's room. ★ 048. Gauntlet: A large metal gauntlet to be worn on the right arm. It has a strange circular design inscribed into it. Despite the spikes, it's not useful as a weapon. ★ 060. Tea of Mourning: A bag of tea roughly the size of a pillow. The tea made with it tastes very bitter, but maybe you’re into that sort of thing? ★ 068. Roomba: An automatic vacuum cleaner set to activate at 7 AM on the dot each morning. It cleans the entire floor before returning to its charging area. (x2) ★ 072. Golden Flower Tea: A small box with "Golden Flower Tea" written on it in neat script. It contains some loose-leaf tea. (x2, one consumed) ★ 081. Weighted Candlestick Holders: A gift from the Conductor. Silver candlestick holders of incredible quality. Far heavier than they actually should be. ★ 086. Reinforced Club: A gift from the Adjudicator. This blunt object is simple but effective; it's designed to do what you need it to with the least amount of effort. No second swings required. ★ 090. Electroshock Weapon: A gift from the Transmitter. It fires electrodes that will deliver a strong electric current to disrupt muscular control. ...It's a taser, guys, you know what it does. GIVING AWAY ★ Rubber Duck: It has a bright green left eye but aside from that it’s just your normal, adorable rubber duckie! ★ Black Eyeliner: Because being in a war zone wasn't enough of an excuse to not keep one's makeup looking acceptable; clearly, murdergame isn't an excuse, either. ★ 001. Nudist Beach outfit: A modified nurses' uniform, black with white cross insignias on it. What with the cropped top and short skirt, it's notably lacking in the actual "fabric" department. ★ 003. Stone Mask: An artifact thought to originate from a Vampiric cult hidden within the Aztec Empire. It doesn't do anything, though. ★ 005. Shot Glasses: A pair of triangular shot glasses decorated with lichen blossoms from an alien planet, cultivated by artisan gardeners. (x2) ★ 006. Milk: High-grade local milk. The bottle says it's from the Margaret mega-farm in Oak Tree Town. ★ 011. Old Amber: A chunk of amber with a bug preserved inside it. Do you want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park. ★ 017. Life Preserver: Useful for people learning to swim. You could also throw it at an orca, maybe, but it's not really a weapon... ★ 020. Sleeping Bag: A sleeping bag that looks like a shark. It was given to a certain sharp-toothed person as a Christmas present. ★ 023. Roasted Chicken: That's right, it's a whole roasted chicken. How is it still hot when you get it out of the machine? Don't ask questions. ★ 024. Old Woman's Wig: While worn, this wig appears to be in good condition! Why would you ever wear it though? ★ 030. Live From Hotland Poster: A poster of...uh, this. One corner is signed: "Thanks for making my dreams come true." ★ 031. Royal Throne: A small throne fit for a king... bird. A bird king. (x2) ★ 031. Silph Scope: A gift from Blue. For seeing the unseen, the undead, the- what, no, you can't use them to see anyone's underwear. You can use them to see ghosts though. Maybe. ★ 032. Battle Chapeau: A sporty looking derby. The brim can fall away, and it looks like something was supposed to be stashed in here at one point. ★ 045. Save the Beach Bracelet: Show your eco-activism with this blue and white macrame bracelet that proudly says SAVE THE BEACH! (x2) ★ 049. Souther Staff: A magical staff... or, it was, but now it's just a fancy-looking stick. ★ 051. Bahamut Plush: Who wouldn’t want an adorable huggable version of this guy? ★ 052. Bottle of Dragon Piss: Is it alcohol or is it actual dragon piss? We just don’t know. ★ 057. Apron: An adorable apron with a cat face on it. Don’t you want to get cooking? ★ 059. Tamato Berry: These berries look like ordinary tomatoes, but covered in spines. WARNING: Incredibly spicy, be careful to avoid getting the juices in your eyes. ★ 061. Megaphone: A bright red megaphone that amplifies your voice! Some gunners have tried to use this as a weapon even though it really is just a normal megaphone. ★ 062. Dolls: A lot of love went into crafting these adorable dolls! ★ 071. Dragonstone: A blue stone with a symbol of a dragon head inside. There's a mysterious feeling to it, but any power it once had is gone. (x2) ★ 077. Jug of Sea Water: In case you missed the touch of the ocean. (x2) ★ 080. Cerberus: A plush Doberman of acceptable hugging size. It's got a zipper attached to its chest that runs up under its neck, over its nose and head, and ends at about its shoulderblades. You can unzip its face to reveal a mass of adorable plush tentacles, full of adorable plush teeth! GONE ★ Red Stones: A pair of small, translucent crystals, crimson in color; one is spherical while the other is faceted. They're pretty, but they don't do anything. (Returned to Kimblee.) ★ 048. Gauntlet: A large metal gauntlet to be worn on the right arm. It has a strange circular design inscribed into it. Despite the spikes, it's not useful as a weapon. (Given to Kimblee.) ★ Red Nail Polish: You’ve got to keep your nails looking good even while you’re in murderschool! (Returned to Elda.) ★ 003. Stone Mask: An artifact thought to originate from a Vampiric cult hidden within the Aztec Empire. It doesn't do anything, though. (Given to Elda.) ★ 016. Bikini: A gift from Caren. It's purple and covered in leopard print, of course it's hers. There isn't even a pool in here, so I guess you'll have to wear this in the bathtub. (Given to Elda.) ★ 009. Pendant: A necklace with a blue stone pendant attached. It doesn't have any power here, but it does still have sentimental value. (Given to Aligula.) ★ 012. Prayer Beads: A necklace worn by a Buddhist nun. Bright green in color. (Given to Aligula.) ★ 013. Halo Pastries: Baked, bagel-shaped pastries filled with jam or pieces of fruit. (Given to Aligula.) ★ Wedding Picture: This totally-not-photoshopped-at-all wedding photo sure is beautiful! (Returned to Aligula.)

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